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Ten Things to Say if Caught Sleeping at Work

Some people celebrate their birthdays for an entire month. I’d rather celebrate April Fool’s Day for 30 days. One day of humor is just not enough for me. Here is today’s offering…

Ten Things to Say if Caught Sleeping at Work

Ten Things to Say if Caught Sleeping at Work

Hepatitis C treatment makes many people feel very tired. Here are ten things to say if caught sleeping at work during hepatitis C treatment. (I do not take credit for this – it was found on the Internet and I do not know the author.)

10) They told me at the doctor’s office this might happen.

9) This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.

8) Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.

7) I wasn’t sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

6) I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

5) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating toward people who practice Yoga?”

4) Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

3) The coffee machine is broken.

2) Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.

1) … and in Jesus’ name. Amen.

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